If I’m being completely candid, every year when the Oscars comes around, I find myself more interested in the red carpet than the actual awards. Although I believe Emma Stone needs to be recognized for her breathtaking gold dress, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson should retire his blue velvet jacket, I’m here to talk about the biggest moments of the night. Viola Davis’ words made your whole family cry, Jennifer Aniston reminded us that we will never look that good at 48, and of course there was that epically awkward moment during the biggest award of the night. Congrats, “Moonlight.” Ouch, “La La Land.”
However, while the stars shined, there were some big names that did not receive any accolades. I’m talking about the sponsors of the Oscars. Fortunately for them and in the spirit of the award show season, I’ve decided to make some awards of my own.