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By Todd Brashear

My wife and I have a running joke. I take that back; technically, it’s more like a series of humorous observations. Everywhere we go, we point out the incredibly bad brand names in one particular industry, the most egregious offenders of all that is good and right about branding. The fingernail industry.

Not the high-toned day spas where manicures cost $50. I’m talking about the hole-in-the-wall places crammed between Salmonella Burgers and Mediocre Cleaners. Look around, you’ll find “Nail Focus,” “Nails, Etc.,” “Nails Now,” “Nails R Us,” and “Glamour Nails.” There’s “Nice Nails,” “Hard as Nails” and “Nails To Go.” (Really? I can get them “to go?” I thought I’d just leave ‘em.)

Other than “horrible,” all these names have one word in common. Which brings me to my all-time favorites: “Nails, Nails, Nails” and the stylishly generic “Nails.”

Lucky for them, they can get away with bad branding. They’re selling what is apparently perceived as a commodity – no differentiation warranted. That’s not the case in competitive technology industries. The success of your company and its products can hinge largely on their names. With so much on the line, choosing a name can be one of your most difficult business decisions. On the bright side, there are a few ways to choose the name that suits you best.

First, seek professional help. If you decide to create the name yourself, you might get lucky and hit the nail on the head – so to speak. Odds are, however, a marketing firm or advertising agency with an outside perspective and expertise in naming is probably better equipped. They’ll begin with research, asking customers, prospects and even your own employees how they perceive your company and its products versus your competitors and their products. Then, they can develop a unique position and strategic message to convey.

With the strategy in hand, members of the firm’s creative team will retreat to their secret lair, stare blankly at each other for hours, sprinkle some magic dust, sacrifice a few animals and emerge with a list. Simple enough, right?

From there, the firm should run a preliminary search for trademark registration and the availability of Web addresses, particularly if you’re naming your company. Oftentimes, these functions can eliminate as many as half of the names. That’s why you should make sure your firm conducts these searches before you’ve had a chance to fall in love with a name, only to have it trashed on a technicality.

Finally, after the marketing firm has done its work, it’s your turn. Generally, the firm should present between five and 10 choices, which includes the primary recommendation.

Of course, you’ll judge the names based on personal preference – that’s natural. Some won’t sound right to you, and those should be eliminated immediately. But it’s equally important to measure them by the strategy, how well they communicate your company’s brand. Ideally, the name will open the door to your 30-second elevator speech, when you explain what you do and how you do it better than the next company.

If a name is a foreign word, the English translation should make sense in the context of the brand. I guarantee you – people will ask what it means, so be prepared to explain its significance. Likewise, if it’s English, make sure it doesn’t translate poorly to the world’s most common languages.

If you’re naming a new product, make certain your name has a similar style and tone as the other names under your brand umbrella. Consistency is critical in conveying a brand message. This is particularly challenging but even more critical when you have multiple products or product families.

Most importantly, your new name SHOULD NOT say what you do. It SHOULD say how you do it. Do that and you’ll separate yourself from others in your category. Don’t and you’ll be just another “Nails, Nails, Nails.”

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